Fate Spaghetti™
It started, as all great philosophies do, in a Discord chat. A horoscope had come back so spectacularly wrong that a friend called it “not even close today. Silly thing.” The explanation was obvious: fate was just throwing spaghetti to see what sticks. And so Fate Spaghetti™ became a thing.
Fate doesn't have a plan for you. Fate has a colander. Every so often it scoops up a steaming tangle of destiny, flings the whole lot at the wall of your life, and squints to see what sticks. Below is today's splatter. Some of it is profound. Some of it is just sauce.
- 1. The Present: The Empress


- 3. The Foundation: Two of Wands

- 4. The Recent Past: Nine of Cups (Reversed)

- 5. The Crown: The Hanged Man

- 6. The Near Future: Nine of Swords (Reversed)

- 7. Yourself: Queen of Pentacles (Reversed)

- 8. Your Surroundings: Eight of Wands (Reversed)

- 9. Hopes & Fears: Six of Pentacles (Reversed)

- 10. The Outcome: Nine of Pentacles (Reversed)

Your Reading
1. The Present
The Empress
Abundance, nurturing, creativity
2. The Challenge
The Star
Hope, renewal, serenity
3. The Foundation
Two of Wands
Planning, future vision, decisions
4. The Recent Past
Nine of Cups (Reversed)
Dissatisfaction, materialism
5. The Crown
The Hanged Man
Surrender, pause, a new perspective
6. The Near Future
Nine of Swords (Reversed)
Hope, reaching out, relief
7. Yourself
Queen of Pentacles (Reversed)
Imbalance between work and home
8. Your Surroundings
Eight of Wands (Reversed)
Delays, frustration, waiting
9. Hopes & Fears
Six of Pentacles (Reversed)
Debt, strings attached
10. The Outcome
Nine of Pentacles (Reversed)
Overworking, hollow success
